So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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