Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
God, I missed his penis.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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