I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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