That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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