i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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