How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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