First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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