And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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