A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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