PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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