It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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