they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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