38 yer olds are good kisserssss
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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