i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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