That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Drake has all the answers
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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