i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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