would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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