I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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