I'm really into asian looking animals
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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