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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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