Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Also, beer. Big fan.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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