He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
