There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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