look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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