Do you still have your period?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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