this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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