Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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