There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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