I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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