I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
So. Much. Porn.
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