i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
