loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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