The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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