We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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