i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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