im drinking this country out of the recession.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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