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(703): View more from Virginia

i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore

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(954): View more from Florida

Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.

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(850): View more from Florida

i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that

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(810): View more from Michigan

The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.

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(772): View more from Florida

remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are

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(616): View more from Michigan

orgasmnado...tomorrow night

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That's what I'm talking about

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(315): View more from New York

Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.

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