I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Everything about him screamed your future.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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