clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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