he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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