I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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