I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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