I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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