Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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