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Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
MIDGETS
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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