People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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