I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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