I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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