Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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