i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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