That's when you crack a 10am beer
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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