This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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