I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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