: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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